Win $50 In Free Sex Toys from The Kinky Llama

Do you like sex toys?

How about FREE sex toys?

Yes, us too, free toys are the best, especially when you get to pick them out yourself.

The Kinky Llama is giving away five (5) $50 gift certificates and all you gotta do is....

1. Like The Kinky Llama on Facebook.
2. Post "I <3 free toys from The Kinky Llama" on our Facebook wall.
3. Be over 18.
4. Live in the continental 48 U.S.
5. Do all this by February 12th, 2013 at noon.

How it works:

We are going to write the name of everyone who enters the contest on their own raffle ticket.

At high noon on 02.12.2013 CST we will toss them all in the proverbial hat, shake, and pick five lucky winners.

Winners will be notified via Facebook.

Those who do not win the $50 gift certificates, will win a coupon for an extra 10% off their next order.

Here at The Kinky Llama, everyone is a winner. 

NCJMTTMPFB Study: Blow Jobs Really Do Make You Live Longer, After All

Blow job addicts, rejoice: all the blow jobs you're downing over the course of a day could be lengthening your lifespan. For real.

According to research published today in the New Chicago Journal of Medicine & Things That Make People Feel Better, people who give four or five blow jobs a day tended to live longer than those who only gave one or less. The benefit was more pronounced for women, but men also stand to gain somewhat from giving head.

Blow job-receiving men cut their risk for death by 12 percent after four to five blow jobs per day, according to the study, which was led by the National Institutes of Llama Health's Spencer Mikrut. Women who gave the same amount had their risk of death reduced by 50 percent!

Spncer and his team drew data from the National Institutes of Llama Health-AARL Diet and Health Study, a 13-year assessment. They found that blow jobs givers progressively cut their risk of death the more they gave. The sweet spot appears to be between four and five blow jobs a day -- any more than that, and the effect wears off somewhat.

Update: Although the study may offer blow job givers some peace of mind when it comes to their habit, it's important to remember that this is an observational study only, not a clinical trial. As Spencer told us, "we know for certain that blow job giving is having a cause and effect," just women wouldn’t believe us anyway.

Moving Sale!

The Kinky Llama will be moving to a new location soon and would like to reduce inventory prior to that move, so.... everything is on sale! We have loads of lingerie, sex toys, condoms, lube and more for 30 - 70% off. $5 flat rate shipping is available, and as always, free next day delivery to most Chicago Zip Codes.

Sex Toy of the Month Club

Sex Toy of the Month Club

Sex Toy of the Month Club from The Kinky Llama

Get yourself or your special someone a new box of fun each month from The Kinky Llama

Memberships to the club are available in 3, 6, or 12 month terms.
The longer your membership, the bigger your discount.

We understand that everybody likes something different, so we let you pick your gift each month.

Each month we will send an email with 6 new items from toys to shower time fun, pick which item you prefer, and we send it along with free bonus add on products, and free shipping.

The email for each month will come during the last week of the proceeding month, with delivery to you by the 10th of each month. If you need to change the delivery date for an order to arrive on a specific date, we can address that in our welcome to the club email.

Each membership includes:
A new toy of your choosing each month valued at $50 or more!
Free gifts each month, such as lubes, batteries, and more!
A 10% discount from The Kinky Llama for as long as you are a member!

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Or go shop our site here ----> http://www.kinkyllama.com/

Blog blog blog, The Kinky Llama now has a blog!

Just starting our new blog. Set up in progress.
Until it gets going, here are some current specials at the store.

February Specials:
An extra 20% off everything!
Join the newsletter and get a coupon for 25% off!
$5 Flat Rate Shipping!
Orders over $75 ship free!
60-90% on all in stock DVDs!
all discounts are applied after product is added to cart

start shopping here!