According to research published today in the New Chicago Journal of Medicine & Things That Make People Feel Better, people who give four or five blow jobs a day tended to live longer than those who only gave one or less. The benefit was more pronounced for women, but men also stand to gain somewhat from giving head.
Blow job-receiving men cut their risk for death by 12 percent after four to five blow jobs per day, according to the study, which was led by the National Institutes of Llama Health's Spencer Mikrut. Women who gave the same amount had their risk of death reduced by 50 percent!
Spncer and his team drew data from the National Institutes of Llama Health-AARL Diet and Health Study, a 13-year assessment. They found that blow jobs givers progressively cut their risk of death the more they gave. The sweet spot appears to be between four and five blow jobs a day -- any more than that, and the effect wears off somewhat.
Update: Although the study may offer blow job givers some peace of mind when it comes to their habit, it's important to remember that this is an observational study only, not a clinical trial. As Spencer told us, "we know for certain that blow job giving is having a cause and effect," just women wouldn’t believe us anyway.
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